Santa Stole Our Dog: A Merry Doggone Christmas!

2017

Action / Family

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Edward Asner as Santa
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English 2.0
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1 hr 34 min
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English 5.1
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1 hr 34 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by dumcatguy-1783810 / 10

A cinimatic Masterpice.

This movie is so good, it truly tells a story of our time. This film is one of the most stunning depictions of Santa Claus to ever exist, and the first film i know to get some of the more obscure details about him right, such as that god-alien's worldwide broadcasting system.

This movie depicts a harrowing chapter in history as Santa accidentally steals a grand wizard-dog that once belonged to Nancy Reagan. His family, desperate for their beloved dog, must venture to Canada and beyond to save him. The raw emotion in this film is incredible.

When the gang finally makes it to North Pole, Alaska, the movie soars to entirely new heights. There they meet one of Santa's Elves, who help restore the dad's faith in Christmas in what can only be called one of the greatest scenes in film. In a haunting demonstration of Santa's god-alien spacetime powers, he warps time and space to show the dad his power.

The final act is nothing short of amazing. The family meets a guy who broke into their car, and decides to take him along after they learn he saved a family from a fire. With the elf's help, they enter an obscure splinter of the Soviet Union that seems to managed by the good Alien-Lord himself. They let the family past to the north pole, but disaster strikes! Their car careens off a icy cliff, and the viewer is led to believe that they plummeted to their deaths.

Had the movie ended there, it would have already been a behemoth of cinema. But it continues! The elf manages to save their lives, and the cars flies off to Santa's well secured base. The move culminates in a shocking, beautiful conclusion, which I won't spoil.

I cannot wait to see more from this studio. If you have not seen this movie, I implore you to do so ASAP!!!!

Reviewed by alia_humphrey1 / 10

Terrible acting

I rarely expect child actors to be any good but even the adults are terrible. Everyone is super robotic and nothing flows nicely. Even my Santa obsessed 2 year old said it was boring

Reviewed by sharktoothxxx1 / 10

ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!

There is no way anyone in their right mind could possibly believe this is good. It has awful actors who can't even seem to talk naturally let alone professionally (they literally sound like they are reading off the script for the first time as they are speaking on screen). It also premieres Horrid CGI, made even worse by the fact that most of it is unnecessary like the little elf, or lazy like the clipping of snowflake's thighs over the fireplace. In the end this movie is a chore to get through that you can literally feel yourself getting dumber as you watch. Watch elf with your children instead.

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