Portrait of a Zombie

2012

Action / Comedy / Drama / Horror

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642.32 MB
1280*640
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 29 min
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1.32 GB
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English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 29 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by nogodnomasters4 / 10

TAKE THIS BODY AND EAT IT

This film is done documentary style and is heavy into interviews. The movie opens with glimpses of news headlines. We know the meat is tainted. People have a virus and eat flesh and something about the Goat's Head pub.

We discover the Murphy family wants to care for their son Billy, who as been turned into a zombie. This causes problems with the neighbors who want all zombies dead and gone. While the film has some zombie action, it is at a painfully slow pace.

No subtitles.

Parental Guide: F-bomb. No sex or nudity.

Reviewed by Stevieboy6663 / 10

Portrait of Yet Another Bad Zombie Apocalypse Movie

An American film maker documents the daily life of Billy the zombie and his family in working class Dublin during a zombie outbreak. For a start these zombie apocalypse movies have been done to death - and then some! It became boring years ago for me. But at least here there is a slightly new spin on the sub-genre. This is a very low budget movie so obviously this must be taken into account when reviewing. The acting varies from acceptable (Billy's parents) to dire (female character known as AD, I think she is meant to be an American but clearly is incapable of hiding her Irish accent!). Despite being in the midst of an apocalypse the budget obviously did not stretch to any military or police presence, it is down to local gangsters played by bad actors to save the non-infected!! The gory make-up was pretty decent and the film has an effective musical score, how many movies can boast musicians "Slow News Day in the Vampire World" on their credits?? Don't get me wrong, the film makers did a reasonable job considering the low budget and obviously lack of talent, but these rave reviews should be taken with a large dose of salt! I certainly could not give this a repeat viewing.

Reviewed by dholliday1 / 10

unbearably amateur

The first few minutes were promising: the documentary tone and the determined family looking after their zombie son seemed to set up a coming apocalypse or at least brutal family tragedy.

Well, we did get that tragedy and apocalypse yet nothing about the 'film' changed...it continued its boring-as-hell documentary style, sometimes switched to 'cinema' style (tho' it was filmed exactly the same way).

Lots of things wrong with this utter waste of time:

  • people talking into the camera, constantly, is simply dull.


  • no sense of how to use music...it was all over the place.


  • very poor sound effects. As with the music there's no UMMFF!


  • roly-poly choreography. Your average kid playfights with more conviction than the 'fight' scenes offered up here.


  • cheap-looking zombie masks...you see better at Halloween parties.


  • no sense of drama or pacing at all. Certainly no sense of horror.


  • the attempts at humour probably looked witty on paper, but it just didn't work. It was all too self-aware.


  • extremely poor camera work & uninspired lighting. Random focus and constant irritating shaking to hide the lumbering 'action'. I use cameras myself and could've guaranteed a more engrossing experience: you need to consider the angles, lighting, choreography and timing the camera movements, not to mention solid sound mixing and editing.


  • the one single attempt at shock-gore fell so awfully flat.


  • the only definable character was the mother, and she was only playing a two-dimensional mother archetype.


The actors themselves displayed at least a modicum of ability, certainly competent enough to be in a far better film, but there were too many of them. The 'gangster' characters were especially pointless.

For a budget of 100k you can do a lot more, better to go for less cheapo make-up and fewer cast members, and focus on the cinematography with a good editor. See "Rammbock", which had a similar budget.. It's not great but good enough to showcase directorial talent for future projects.

1 point for the idea, but there's nothing else to score it, making this probably my only 1/10 film, and teaching me a valuable lesson not to impulse-buy titles I've never heard of from the cheap bins.

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