Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

2017

Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

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Tara Reid as April
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Dolph Lundgren as Mature Gil
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Masiela Lusha as Gemini
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Bai Ling as Mira
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658.62 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 33 min
P/S 1 / 5
1.36 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 33 min
P/S 0 / 7

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Reviewed by TheLittleSongbird4 / 10

Shark swarming goes global

The first two 'Sharknado' movies were not great and had a lot wrong with them, but they were guilty pleasure fun as long as not taken seriously. 'Sharknado 3' however was a let-down, it lacks the fun and charm of the first two as a result of being too self-aware and trying far too hard, really wanted to not take this seriously and view it as a guilty pleasure but it was just too amateurish and tired. A notion that was present and multiplied in 'Sharknado 4' that indicated the novelty was wearing off.

A feeling that can also be seen in 'Sharknado 5'. There is still a little more fun here and overall it is the best of the 'Sharknado' franchise since the second film. And it is not because it is set in my home country, it's mainly because there's a little more fun and freshness and parts are slightly more inspired. There is still a sense though that the franchise has gone too far and that the novelty value that was there in the first two films has worn off. Even when one tries to take it for what it's trying to be (it is clear that it is not to be taken seriously),it generally just falls flat.

Ian Ziering is likable and charismatic in the lead role, he plays it straight but still looks like he's having fun with the role. There is some nice scenery and an energetic and eerie music score.

Some of the references, while obvious, are fun and create a sense of nostalgia. Likewise with a few of the cameos.

Very little else works. Tara Reid continues to be unspeakably awful, her facial expressions look so expressionless and very forced in the few times she tries, her line delivery is mechanical and she constantly looks ill at ease. Other references are not as clever as they think and induce a groan in how they are written and there was a sense that the cameos were too many, with a lot of them being too short, pointless and screaming of "what the heck" in bizarre roles to take on.

Even for low-budget, 'Sharknado 5' is very shoddy stuff. The scenery is pretty good but the film is shot in a very rushed-looking and drab way, editing is sloppy as well as choppy and the shark special effects are typical dreadfully artificial Asylum/SyFy fare (if not as bad as the third and fourth). Regarding the shark attacks and death scenes (none being good enough to even reach "reasonably fun" level),that the sharks have little personality let alone menace (the plastic surgery on display is scarier than them) hurts them and even more so the unintentional silliness comes at the expense of thrills and suspense, which are nowhere in sight, and gets tiresome. The film is directed flatly, the energy and enthusiasm in the pacing is missing and there are too many cardboard characters that are difficult to give a toss about. The first two films had some great funny lines, but the script here contains little remotely amusing or memorable and instead feels stale and tiresomely cheesy, especially one of the most insultingly nonsensical endings in recent memory.

Like with the story, which is thin, aimless in some scenes and far too more of the same with very little freshness to make that forgivable. It's further not helped by trying too hard being dopey fun and in the process taking itself too seriously at times that any life is sucked out intended to have some originality but are just cheap and ridiculous.

Overall, better than the previous two sequels but not much impresses here. 4/10 Bethany Cox

Reviewed by bkoganbing2 / 10

Bring up the holy chain saw

This penultimate Sharknado movie Global Swarming has gone global so to speak. It's not been fair that the USA has had all the fun in dealing with the Sharknado attacks. The Sharknado fighting Shepherds are across the pond in Great Britain when Ian Ziering does a little archeological exploring over at Stonehenge. Quite by accident they learn that the ancients battled these things and they loose another Sharknado epidemic that goes global.

Ziering and Tara Reid's young son gets swallowed up in one of those storms and they chase round the world looking for him. Even bionic women Reid is challenged with this new wave.

A lot of familiar people get in on the stupid goofiness. Ziering's audience with Pope Fabio is the ultimate in silliness. And stolen from Monty Python by the way.

The worst of the lot.

Reviewed by Leofwine_draca3 / 10

Let's hope it's the last

It's difficult to express in words just how terrible the self-parodying movie series SHARKNADO has become by this fifth instalment, which is every bit as terrible as the last two. I can only hope that this is the last one. In a bid to bring fresh ideas to the series, our heroes now globe-trot via teleportation in a bid to hunt for the shark god causing chaos on Earth. Various trademarks are destroyed via incredibly awful CGI effects, while there are endless cameos from celebrities all and sundry, none of whom can act and all of whom embarrass themselves. Being British, it was the sight of people as diverse as Samantha Fox and Kate Garraway making fools of themselves that really got to me. The only good thing about this? Dolph Lundgren, somehow still cool despite everything else being the pits.

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