Panzer Chocolate

2013

Action / Horror / Mystery

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Geraldine Chaplin as Frau Frida
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787.76 MB
1280*544
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 25 min
P/S 0 / 2
1.58 GB
1920*816
English 5.1
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 25 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by drystyx3 / 10

Just dumb and dull

Evil Nazis want a fourth Reich. Well, what else is new?

Not this movie. Some college professors are out to do something big, like find stolen Nazi treasure, and they meet this guy who is obviously deranged and trust him for advice.

Well, a bunch of gore and more of the "evil guys can't be killed" stuff.

Nothing fresh here. The characters are dull. One guy willingly allows others to escape while he serves as a doomed decoy, so that character might be the only interesting character in this whole movie.

It isn't high tech enough to be a "waste of resources", so it gets a pass for at least curing Insomnia.

Reviewed by berg-745325 / 10

More Nazi horror movies please.

If a horror movie that has anything to do with Nazi's with and all roles we're played by field mice. I would buy a ticket and eagerly await the start of the film. So take into consideration that 4 of my 5 stars are the result of possible subject matter the single star is an accurate assessment of the film. Five minutes it the story lost all credibility and I'm not saying this is based on anything real it's that like all movie all the characters are played but impossibly attractive people but in this one this is the literal life's work of a twenty year old who has no proof of her theory yet ten seconds after she's told your wrong everything is put into clear focus by pulling a map out and drawing a swastika. Immediately after this she is nearly run down by a car that the driver of the very loud car whispers " seig heil " and she hears it and I'm absolutely not exaggerating the whisper part. She calls a friend and within seconds not minutes she receives a phone call to set up a meeting with some reclusive expert common sense would be this would could only if the recluse knows what this is about or in-depth knowledge of what's happened which is impossible since the friend that's set up this meeting can't have more than a casual understanding of the overall subject matter she is doing her study on or actual knowledge of what she just found out which she did not tell him. So her enlightened altruistic friend comes to her home to tell her details of the meeting ask for a sexy dance as payment. He clearly values the brains of the incredibly hot "student" by asking her to strip which the clearly 21 century brain box denies the request but all is not lost when the equally hot friend of are female hero agrees the so the objectification is complete. I personally have no problem with this but every time something this occurs it seems someone has an issue but maybe that's just in the US where hypocrisy of things like this runs free so I've been told by the media to decry this when it occurs which I guess will gain me entrance in some sort of secular heaven or some one writes this down in the book for the semantics hall of fame. In closing it takes a lot to make me dislike a Nazi Horror movie and at times almost made me consider possibly thinking about turning it off but I didn't. Side note why does spell check give you no help in spell swastika or sieg heil if the reason is in some way to stop hate speech it's another thing that's done clearly because someone complained but serves no purpose other than make a small group of people think they done something great when all they have done is waste peoples time. Stop the stupid and use common sense.

Reviewed by bxhancock1 / 10

Better to spend your time chewing glass than watching this move.

I love B movies and especially B movie horror movies. I like those quirky kind of things and odd story lines.

With that being said... This movie is absolutely horrible by any standard. I'm the only one writing a review because no one watches this kind of drivel. There is no continuity with the story line. Even the gore isn't all that great. The Walking Dead has better gore than this "horror" movie.

Either the German accents are horribly distorted on purpose or it's just really lousy acting. This movie has no redeeming qualities. I'd rather got walk on nails than watch this movie again. The director must have slept through the filming because it appears to have no one directing it.

I can't believe it even went to DVD. It should have been trashed and burned in the film room.

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