No Chance

2020

Action / Comedy / War

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Uploaded by: FREEMAN

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Elle LaMont Photo
Elle LaMont as Dr. Dawn Bergmann
Vernon Wells Photo
Vernon Wells as Barrett Transformed
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884.7 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
NR
24 fps
1 hr 36 min
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1.78 GB
1920*1072
English 5.1
NR
24 fps
1 hr 36 min
P/S 0 / 1

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by fluffchop4 / 10

Ghastly but you can't look away

The production values are practically as good as the original 80s movies it takes off. Those old Arnie movies were just as bad as this film, they really were bad films. If you know all the old films this one is kind of funny. Maybe it's 20 years too last to the spoof craze but it's funny. Don't expect too much though.

Reviewed by staunton-gary6 / 10

Arnie is back

I have no idea what the budget was for this spoof of the 80's Commando flick, I don't think it was much. around the 30 minute mark I began thinking "I hope this doesn't go on for too long". An hour and 35 minutes was way too long for this, I don't think that a spoof needs to copy/reenact most of the original movie. An hour would have been better forcing scenes to be cut/shortened or improved.

This is not a masterpiece, it's mildly entertaining with bad acting sound effects, which mostly work. Yakov Jakemoff looked more like Joe Dirt than a menacing foe. I could go on, but I don't like reading long comments/reviews, so I won't expect you to do so.

Overall, I had a few giggles. Probably not the best spoof of a movie, but definitely above average. I would recommend this to watch.

Reviewed by zathan-328481 / 10

No chance

Managed to watch 30minutes of this mess. Its as low budget as it gets. Bad camerawork Bad acting. Making a commando parody is a good idea, but these guys failed. It might be fun for the people involved making it and watching it. Maybe even their friends might get a laugh, but the poor production quality will ruin it for the rest of us.

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