"Frank and Penelope" is a gender-twisting little film that desperately wants to be a Quentin Tarantino film, and takes its queues from several of them. As we begin, Frank is coming home to his wife, and catches her in the act of screwing another man. He drives away and goes to a strip club, where he meets stripper Penelope. He falls for her packaged sweet-talk (she is, of course, a "movie stripper" who doesn't come with a time-zone of actually stripping),and after saving her from her nasty boss, the two of them drive away. They start on a road trip, but end up meeting up with a very odd family and things go downhill from there...
The biggest problem with "Frank and Penelope" is that I never for one second cared about the two titular characters. Billy Budinich's "Frank" turns on a dime from a heartbroken husband to a wife-beater wearing cool guy, and we're given no reason to be engaged with him. Caylee Cowan is drop-dead gorgeous as Penelope and spends most of the movie in sexy outfits, but she talks in a Barbie-doll voice and is literally given zero character beyond that she's really hot, and her reaction to every situation is to flirt and act sexy (which somehow causes whoever she is dealing with to become a drooling cartoon character). And despite what some characters try to convince us, we never believe that their relationship is anything beyond Frank having the hots for this gorgeous stripper and Penelope just messing around. And that drags the film down. The story is also a bit all over the place, and in a movie like this the plot needs to be tight -- in this flick, we are left hanging on the fate of several characters (including a couple of important ones),major plot lines are just ended suddenly, etc.
"Frank and Penelope" is a gallant effort, but it just doesn't succeed. Based on the ending, it's clearly intended to be first of several films, so maybe the next time will be more successful.
Plot summary
In the spirit of THELMA and LOUISE and TRUE ROMANCE comes FRANK and PENELOPE, a once in a lifetime love story that stretches across the scorching east Texas blacktop when a man, Frank, on his emotional last legs finds his savior and soulmate, Penelope, seductively dancing on a wobbly brass pole in a run-down strip club. And, a life most certainly headed off a cliff is redirected by the type of love that most call mad. But, unwinding each other's troubled life threads creates knots that threaten to strangle the place where all the veins meet when they sit down at a charismatic, sin-eating cult leader's truth table and unpack each other's cluttered closets. And, deciding what to run from and what to run to becomes a bloody battle between life and love in their newfound world in which EVERYTHING is now worth dying for.
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Gender Twisting Road Trip Film
Pretty bad acting....
The story kind of grew on you, although it was painful taking the baby steps to reveal the plot. And you really had to focus to understand what the heck was going on in some places, but it was interesting even if it has been done many times before.
My main problem is the really bad acting from the 2 main characters Frank and Penelope. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be bad on purpose, but it was hard to watch in a few places. They are a likeable couple, but man the acting needs work. I've seen Caylee Cowan in another movie and her acting was very similar, so either this style is her niche, or she is just getting by on her looks.
Anyway, it was watchable, but you won't remember it in a few weeks.
Underwhelming and Amateurish Delivery.
Straight up, this film is very low budget, the story is old, the script is lame and the acting is sub-par. All the characters are cookie cutter Hollywood stereotypes. There's nothing original here thanks to the dull redneck inspired dialogue and the story has been told much better in many other films. Skip this mess and watch Wild At Heart directed by David Lynch instead.