So if you were ever saying to yourself, "I wish someone would make a socially unredeeming biker movie that brings back the old bikersploitation movies of the past but has no morals whatsoever," you're in luck. I've found a movie for you.
The Impalers were on a rape and murder spree when they barely escaped a battle with a rival biker club called Satan's Own. As they run to a cabin deep in the wilds of North Georgia, their home invasion turns wrong when it turns out that the scientist whose home they've taken over has plenty of deep, dark secrets hidden in his basement and an even bigger one stalking the woods outside.
Director James Bickert has thrown everything into the kitchen sink for this, with Nazis, zombies, rampant nudity and tons of gore in nearly every frame. It's not perfect, mind you - the performances are what you expect for a low budget film and the biker on civilian violence is beyond brutal, but for those that love absolute junk - and I say that as a compliment to this film - you need to get this movie between your legs.
It was followed up by the even more insane - I didn't think it was possible - Frankenstein Created Bikers, which I found to be an even better movie than this one.
Dear God No!
2011
Action / Comedy / Horror
Dear God No!
2011
Action / Comedy / Horror
Keywords: murdergoreavant-gardebizarrebiker gangs
Plot summary
Outlaw motorcycle gang The Impalers tri-state rape and murder spree ended in a bloody massacre with rival club Satan's Own. The surviving members sought refuge in a secluded cabin deep in the North Georgia mountains. What first must of seemed like easy prey for a home invasion, became a living nightmare of depravity and violence. A young innocent girl being held captive may hold the key to the twisted secrets locked in the basement and the killing machine feasting on human flesh in the forest outside.
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Sleazetastic
Don't waste your time with this crap.
Ultra cheap, ultra stupid, the worst bunch of "actors" you've ever seen. This disaster of a movie isn't even mildly entertaining. Even the few gore effects are lame and the topless girls are ugly. The fact that the film was made to look like a 70s biker flick gets boring very fast. Don't waste 2 hours of your life... I mean, 1 hour and 10 minutes of your life with this garbage on celluloid. Anyway, the worst thing is the "creature" at the end of the movie. It is clearly a guy in a very very cheap costume and so laughable it will make you cringe. Sadly, this is not a movie "so bad it's good". It is just awfully bad. Go watch something else!
On the nose sleaze picture
(25%) A movie that on the one hand is a fair and honest homage to bad biker movies with their dire story telling, terrible writing, and woeful production values that in a parameter of sleazy trash cinema works as an actual throw-back, but on the other hand you cannot help but think that Quentin Tarrantino has a fair amount to answer for. It's clear this in its own way wants to be a bad film taken from within the boundaries of a low budget sleaze picture from the early to mid 70's, but is that achievement in itself worthy of actual merit? I'm not entirely sure. There are times when this does feel like the genuine article, but again is that worthy of merit? I'm somewhat split on this one. Yes, this is a really bad movie, and yes that was the whole point, but that doesn't mean this is 100% not worth a look for the cult fans out there. For those with zero interest in the old, hugely flawed films need not apply.