I am torn. As the original Adam from the web series I was distinctly unimpressed to have been recast for the big screen version of Zomblogalypse... ...but I am also extremely and performatively woke, and it's famously a major part of our liberal agenda to gender-flip beloved male characters in order to ruin them, so I'm duty-bound to rate this a 10.

If you stitched 9 episodes of the Zomblogalypse web series together, it wouldn't be as great as this. This has all the ridiculousness of that, but with a feature-length plot, and slightly better camera work. For me, the film has a handful of laugh-out-loud moments of comedy gold.

I made this film and I'd like to give it a 6.6, as all the best modern horrors and comedies are rated, but I'll have to settle for a 7. It's in the middle there. Not a 10 but certainly not a 1.