Those three words are the only way I can describe this movie. This movie was supposed to be about lesbians? where was the kissing etc? Kelly Lynch is fabulous in the Showtime series "The L Word" as Ivan so I expected to see her playing a believable lesbian. This was not the case with this character. The Baldwin brother had a look on his face the whole movie like he was half asleep. The script was predictable and anticlimactic. Soundtrack was okay (thanks Joe Jackson). If you have insomnia, watch this, you'll fall asleep. I tried to give this movie a chance, almost turned it off after 50 min, but I stuck it out hoping it would get better. It didn't. Don't waste your time on this flop.
Three of Hearts
1993
Comedy / Romance
Three of Hearts
1993
Comedy / Romance
Plot summary
After her female lover leaves her, a nurse hires a male escort to seduce the lover and then break her heart so she will return. As the escort begins to win her over, however, he begins to fall in love and questions his task and the direction of his life. Meanwhile, an acquaintance has gotten out of prison and seeks to put a hurt on the escort, blaming him for his prison sentence.
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cute little comedy
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I saw this so long ago but loved the premise and really enjoyed it as a comedy even though it's totally off the wall. But it was a good movie, it had funny, fun, characters involved in a rather strange(to put it mildly) situation, and although it's extremely predictable, when one's in the mood for a Genuinely fun, though rather odd, romantic comedy, you could do worse then three of hearts.
Three of Hearts didn't get a lot of attention but was, in fact, better then a lot of more popular movies of this genre might be. The plot was kooky as anything but surprisingly worked extremely well, and the mix of performers were great, as they all worked very well together. It also, happily, didn't wind up being cheesy at all because that's always a worry with romantic comedies. But that wasn't a problem here.
Of coarse, there is an element of predictability one might expect from a movie such as this. But basically, everything flowed quite nicely. And no matter how predictable the movie, ultimately was, the premise that started the whole thing, was quite original and carried out quite well. Lastly, it's always nice to see one of my favorite actresses-Cherlyn Fenn. All in all this is worth a look if you haven't seen it. My rating is 7 out of 10.
Smart if predictable comedy
I didn't expect much of Three of Hearts; indications were that it was something of a dog, and both Billy Baldwin and Sherilyn Fenn aren't exactly reknowned for their choice of projects. So I was quite pleasantly surprised that the film turned out to be a savvy, passably witty little comedy. The locations are well used and both Baldwin and Fenn turn in entertaining performances. Towering above them, though, is Kelly Lynch. Funny, sassy and utterly adorable, she fits the part like a glove, and turns the potentially least interesting role of the threesome into a character to treasure. Inevitably, the film suffers a little when she is offscreen.
6.5/10