Yes that is a pun. But in case you are wondering why Dolph Lundgren is in a movie like this: it's because he has to pay his bills. Medical and otherwise - and this does that. Not to mention that he gets to travel to a country he may not have been in or just enjoy one he has gone before.

I really like Dolph and I have seen worse movies (some of them starring Steven Seagal, who some may compare to Dolph, rightly or not). But I really felt sorry for him in a couple of scenes. He has a certain age and some of the longer shots are not flattering at all. He is not at the point where it looks like slow motion when he runs, but he is not the fastest on his feet anymore either.

Anyway, the action is ok and if you are a fan of his, the paper thin story won't really matter either. Other than that, there is some italian if that is helping the case of the movie - so up to you to decide what you'll make of this.

We see Aiden Hakansson as a chipmunk cheek kid growing up to be Dolph Lundgren. In 2008 his wife and child are kidnapped, ransomed, and then killed. Fifteen years later Aiden gets a call that they have a lead. He travels to Italy to discover the cop who had re-opened the case cut his own throat in an Italian suicide. Everyone is corrupt, including the cops who no longer want to investigate. Need I say more?

Dolph is too old to go "Liam Neeson" all over everyone. He does some hand to hand fighting, but mostly uses a sniper rifle he happened to have in Italy. It was painful to watch a trite script all the way through.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.

Mysterious is not, exciting is not, unpredictable is not, action is not, violence is not, romantic is not. This movie is typically nothing good at any aspects.