So this film wanted to be a slasher and a teen party movie.
They split their focus so much that they ended up making both parts bad.
The acting was pretty bad from everyone,it has a generic revenge story.
I don't think it's worth a watch atm.
The Row
2018
Action / Horror / Thriller
The Row
2018
Action / Horror / Thriller
Keywords: killercampussorority house
Plot summary
A college freshman discovers a dark secret about the sorority house she's pledging for after a series of murders terrorize the campus.
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It's like 2 different movies combined
On sorority row
Part of me was semi-intrigued, being someone who is no stranger to horror films and has liked quite a lot and the idea interested me somewhat despite being ridiculous. A large part of me was apprehensive though, having heard it was not good and that it looked like one of those cheap and overdone films with a muddled tone.
Which, when watching it, was what 'The Row' essentially was, cheap and overdone with nothing interesting or scary. It is not just not a good film, it's an intelligence insulting waste of time. If it was trying to entertain, scare or both, 'The Row' failed abysmally on both counts, making the film a terrible chore to sit through. Am not hating or trying to be malicious, it is just my genuine stance on a film that didn't do anything for me as well as many others
From beginning to end the acting, from particularly the leads, is both overplayed and stiff. In all fairness they were hindered by hammy direction, constantly awkward and limp dialogue and that the film has no interesting or likeable character whatsoever.
Script is childish, flabby and even improvisatory-sounding. The story is not much of one and takes forever to get going, when it finally does it is not for long and it is too late to care. 'The Row' seemed like a comedy mixed with slasher horror, and over-emphasises the comedy and stereotypical teenage drama too much.
Unfortunately, the comedy is not even close to being strong enough to make this imbalance not matter, it is completely witless, childish and so overdone it gets exhausting. The more horror-like elements are a long way from tense or suspenseful, generating little interest even. The kills were not creative and would go as far to say they were too tame, while the things there to by the film's definition "spice things up" came over as gratuitous and abused.
'The Row' is a cheap looking film that even makes the scenery look tacky. Can't remember anything about the soundtrack.
Overall, terrible. 1/10 Bethany Cox
Lame-o slasher wannabe
THE ROW is a lame-o addition to the slasher genre of filmmaking, although it's so slow-paced and unfocused that it feels more like a murder mystery than anything else. Way too much of the running time is padded out with scenes of the teenage girls partying their way through university, but this makes for a very boring watch for any sane-minded viewers. A few stark murders are dotted throughout, but the identity of the killer isn't difficult to guess and it only picks up for a lethal climax. The cast is uniformly bad, aside from Randy Couture who really is working in the wrong genre here.