The Panther Squad

1984 [FRENCH]

Action / Adventure / Crime / Sci-Fi

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Sybil Danning as Ilona / The Panther
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707.42 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 17 min
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1.28 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 17 min
P/S 0 / 2

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Ed-Shullivan3 / 10

They call me Jane ... Jane Blonde "0037's"

It's camp at best and a very poor imitation of a female version of a James Bond action film. Sybil Danning struts around the screen in tight leather pants and a leather halter top and bandana accompanied by a bunch of so called Charlie Angels in bikinis. They are assigned to save the world from a gang of bad guys who simply want to stop the space mission to save the planet of course.

Obviously the producers just wanted to keep close to Sybil Danning and watch her in action. I'm still waiting for the action to start.

I give it a 3 out of 10 IMDb rating.

Reviewed by BandSAboutMovies2 / 10

How can you make a boring Sybil Danning movie?

Yes, I realize that this is not a Full Moon film, but they carry it in their online store and on their streaming platform and I'm quite frankly exhausted by all the puppets and bongs and miniature killers and DeCoteau movies and when I saw Sybil Danning on the poster, teenage me said, "We need to stay up until.4 AM on a work night and watch this."

The New Order of Nations is ready to escape Earth and start exploring space, but there are these terrorists called Clean Space who realize that humans are just going to litter other planets, so they decide to kill every astronaut so the nations of the planet decide to hire Sybil Danning, who wears lots of leather and honestly, that's more than enough plot and makes me like this movie even if they never go to space.

There are so many guitar riffs and people running around in ill-advised outfits and I watched this in French because why not?

Force Five Podcast put up the best action from this movie - honestly there barely is any - and I can admit that I'm only posting it here because Sybil Danning is lounging poolside dressed like someone ready to fight a Terminator and sometimes when I get sad, this is the kind of thing that gets me through the day.

Facts you should know:

The theme song is called "She's Tough and Tender (Theme from Panther Squad)."

Sybil Danning kept her outfit after filming was done.

Somehow, Jack Taylor made bad movies all over the world and I love him every single time he's on my screen. I feel the same way about Donald O'Brien and I would like to think they had several meals and drinks together where they argued over who had the craziest films in their respective histories. I'd love to debate this with someone.

Karin Schubert, Hanna D.'s mother from that Bruno Mattei blast of ripoff insanity, is in this.

If you want to see this movie done right, I can recommend every single Andy Sidaris movie to you.

Reviewed by wound32 / 10

an incredibly lame movie(may contain spoilers)

this movie is incredibly lame. im not sure whether the makers of this movie were trying to make a serious movie or a parody of something that was supposed to be laughed at. apparently the "panther squad" is supposed to be some sort of elite crime-fighting force made up of young, sexy women led by a more experienced member(who looks forty) . sure, they're supposed to seem cool, but they come out looking and sounding sooooooo stupid. its funny to watch at times. they have these really lame remarks through out the movie, like; lets show'em how to party", or,"stay down or we'll blow your snikes off". it's laughable how they also look so lame becouse they're trying so hard to look cool, and their fights(which they win so easily).are acompanied with funky 70S type music. the plot is ridiculous, as they try to win against incredible odds. watch out for the dumbest ending ever. there's some effort to make this movie good, but its spoiled by the fact that it looks really low budget, and is really boring unless you've got nothing else to do but to whatch this horrible, horrible movie.

so lame, it can be funny. and a boring movie if you have nothing better to do.

my rating: 2/10 (which is pretty much the worst movie i've seen!)

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