RAPTOR RANCH is another cheap and ridiculous dinosaur-themed B-flick which adds everything to the mix in a bid for something to stick: you get random sex scenes, splashy gore effects, dumb characters doing dumb things, and a real Z-grade cast. The only thing I liked was that the lead actress is of Native American descent, which makes for a refreshing change. Elsewhere, a boring first half which rips off PLANET TERROR with its sleazy characters gives way to a low rent JURASSIC PARK-inspired rampage in the second. The FX are very poor, and the repeated same shot of an advancing T-rex is particularly annoying. Lorenzo Lamas appears, inevitably.

Dr. Cane (Jack Gould) secretly raises raptors on his quiet ranch, gathering up road kill. Alas, Dr. Cane can't seem to control the herd as one of them has eaten Abbi's mom while she was praying. Abbi (singer Jana "cleavage" Mashonee) leads a group of young adults away from the raptors, driving around in the Partridge Family bus.

The film created some colorful characters, but they were too shallow and lacked the needed dialogue to make the film interesting. Raptor special effects were fairly decent for a low budget film.

Film is about on scale for a made for TV flick. Jana Mashonee is gosh awful pretty in a set of Daisy Dukes and the only reason I would ever watch the film again.

Parental Guide: No f-bombs or nudity. Clothed sex scene with minor groping and raptor.

This was obviously made around the time the first Jurassic Park appeared. I think Velasa Raptor was name Beth. How they did this? IDK but lamas is in it and he does a couple gags. Lol. It was as if dinos were in the bus but they didn't know. Especially the part with the twinkies :) was funny.

IF you watch THIS flick make sur you watch it with frends because it is fonnier with them. Also, The cgi was actually good. I think they used the Myst engine from the hit game King's Quest. Also, If you look closey at 5min 30sec you can see the gerpantis of the main girl when she gets out of bed which kind of was hot because there is another sex scene quick but there are not any shots of anything like body or bum so this was good to start.

-5/10 Bethany Cokes