SHARKANSAS WOMEN'S PRISON MASSACRE is another slice of ultra-cheese from B-flick director Jim Wynorski, working on an even lower budget than he's normally used to. The story has a bunch of female prisoners holing up at the usual cabin in the woods, where they find themselves assailed by sharks which burrow through the ground before rising up to kill. These mud sharks bite and mutilate a few people before they fight back. Except incredibly terrible CGI effects, bored performances from seasoned veterans like Dominique Swain and Traci Lords, and a generally amateur feel complete with the usual EVIL DEAD-style tracking shots. Next please!
Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre
2015
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre
2015
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Keywords: monsterescapesharkwomen's prisonman hunt
Plot summary
Human greed and a rapacious local fracking company fracture a subterranean water pocket in Arkansas, releasing deadly amphibious sharks from the depths of prehistory. An unsuspecting group of female prisoners on work detail and their guards find themselves up against the voracious apex predators that infest the broad Arkansas bayou, and absolutely no one is safe. These blood-thirsty sharks rule the swamps. Who will live and who will die in the Sharkansas Women's prison Massacre?
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Ultra-cheese
THE LIMBURGER OF BAD
Fracking in Arkansas sets free underground cavern prehistoric sharks that can also borrow through land. Meanwhile five women from the Arkansas babes only prison are out on a work detail when one in the party runs into said sharks. There are two cops running around as well as a woman who aids the women escape into a shark infested trailer.
In the film Traci Lords calls Corey Landis' character "chin" and claims it is an obscure reference. The character's name is Adam Levine. If real life Tessanne Chin claims Adam Levine is the father of her child. There may have been more obscured references, but I missed them.
Appears to be a made for TV film.
No F-bombs, sex, or nudity. Bikini cleavage.
No prison in sight
On the other hand a lot of other things are also out of sight. Or rather not to be seen. While some may expect nudity in this, the female cast does look nicely even with their clothes on, it is rather sad that the gore is missing. At least for me that is true.
The CGI is as obvious (=bad?) as you'd expect it to be in a (s)low budget movie. The acting can not always be called that - or it would be an offense to actual acting. That rings especially true in the beginning with our two characters that incite ... the inciting incident. Not a lot good to be said here, this was a waste of time and I think you will feel the same for the lack of many things (some of which I have mentioned)