Return to Splatter Farm

2020

Action / Horror / Thriller

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653.24 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 11 min
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1.18 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 11 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by lukasmacmillan-7305010 / 10

Jeff Kirkendall's Masterpiece

If you've watched a Polonia brothers film before, then you know they have a certain vibe to them. If you get it, then you understand why they are such a fun time. Some are better than others, but this my friends...is a masterpiece.

First things first, the runtime. A perfect 71 mins. It doesn't take long for the carnage to start, and when it does it never stops. The acting all around from the cast was pretty decent, for a slasher flick vibe. They hit all the right notes on the 80s tone it seemed to be going for. Great music (especially the return to Splatterfarm theme song at the end) I often catch my roommates and myself singing it around the house.

Now the kills. In true polonia fashion, the kills didn't disappoint. However, they did try some new things that I was NOT prepared for. For example in Bigfoot Vs Zombies there was someone being ripped apart by zombies. When his organs were being torn out, if you had a keen eye you could tell it was just a red shirt. In this film, something similar is happening but they didn't use a shirt... it was clearly a nice sausage (probably from the farm I bet). Anyways, all of the kills were creative and fun.

Now onto the plot. Well, we don't watch these movies for that now do we.

Theirs really only one more thing to discuss with this film, and that's Jeff Kirdendall's performance as the killer. He really brought it for this movie. He definitely took some risks acting wise, but they paid off big time. Easily his best performance to date, and I've seen like 8 of his movies.

So yeah, definitely check this out and support these guys. There is something really Wholesome about them, and if you include a friend and a fun substance. You might just find yourself making an IMDb account and writing a review. 10/10.

Reviewed by stephenstephenbyrne1 / 10

Hate to say it but...

Whatever these people were paid to act in this, it was too much.

Reviewed by izzakhalil10 / 10

Great movie to watch with friends!

Ignore the bad reviews on this movie and just watch it.

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