Truth be told, then the 2010 movie "Ninjas vs. Vampires" actually turned out to be better than I had initially thought it would. Well, with a title such as it has, then it just seems like you would be in for a horrible cheesy movie.

And while this was by no means a grand cinematic piece of masterwork, it was indeed a campy and cheesy movie, but it actually managed to remain so in a semi-enjoyable manner.

The storyline was just bland and actually rubbish if you look at it. But the effort they put into the movie and the sheer campiness that permeated the entire movie just managed to make it work on some level. Mind you, a movie such as "Ninjas vs. Vampires" is somewhat of an acquired taste to watch. You need to have an interest in low budget, cheesy, bad movies to be enjoying something like this.

Visually then of course you can see that "Ninjas vs. Vampires" is not a multi-million dollar Hollywood blockbuster. The effects were actually surprisingly good for a movie such as this, which was quite a surprise for me. You shouldn't expect to see a grand display of CGI and effects that will knock you over though.

"Ninjas vs. Vampires" is sort of adequate enough for a single viewing, but it is without a doubt not a movie that I will be returning to watch a second time. The movie just doesn't have the contents for that.

My rating of "Ninjas vs. Vampires" lands on a four out of ten stars.

I was just going to rate this a 1 and move on, without wasting my time on review, but then I noticed there was a review that gave this trash a 10. So here we go.

I actually watched about 15 minutes before starting to fast forward at 2x, then 4x and finally 8x. I dig Ninjas, I dig Vampires, I don't dig bad camera angles and shaky action scenes.

Writing is bad. So bad, I was catching myself looking out the window, watching grass grow, instead of watching the movie.

Acting is bad.If story was good, or lines well written, I could overlook it. As it is, acting is bad, and there is no reason to watch it.

Directing is bad.I have seen student movies done better.

OK, I wasted enough of my time on this review I didn't want to write in first place.

Don't see this movie, its a waste of time. You can thank that 10 rating review that motivated me to take 5 minutes to write this in hopes of saving some poor sucker from falling for it.

Ninjas battle Vampires for the fate of the world...

Let me be completely honest... this film arrived in my mailbox for review, and I shuddered in fear. Low budget, very cheesy premise... I figured there was no way this could possibly be good.

On the one hand, I was not all wrong. The low budget does hinder them a bit, making it appear like a group of friends with a camcorder running around in the neighborhood. Which is probably exactly what it is. Also, the costumes are really, really bad -- one in particular is awful (you judge for yourself).

But, the general concept comes off much less stupid when you see it in action, and had a bigger company tackled this and given it a better name, it may have a following. Where the film really excels is in the writing of jokes. They obviously knew they could not take themselves too seriously, so there is a joke every minute, often at the film's expense. One character is jokingly called "Destro" and "Doctor Doom" to heckle his cheesy mask.

If you do not know pop culture references, you may hate this. The story is good, but not great, and the acting is nothing special. Again, it is the jokes that sell, but if you do not know the movies and comics they reference, it may be over your head. Plenty of X-Men banter, and more than a few "Twilight" slams.

I cannot recommend this film to just anyone. The pampered viewer who needs the latest special effect and big names will hate this and turn it off after 5 minutes. Fans of the lower budget may find it to their liking. It is an ideal drinking film. Oh, and the rocking soundtrack deserves praise... that may have been the deciding factor between this film failing or succeeding. It succeeds, barely.