My review says it all just in the title alone.

This was not only boring, but sad and stupid as well.

With the horrible script, atrocious actors and go nowhere plot, I sat through this mess of a production to see what the final result would be - and it still sucked till the very end.

With almost no entertainment value, I wonder as I have many time before, how productions as this get made - even to direct DVD or video.

There is some decent camera work and editing - that aside, I see no bright and sunny future for the writers, actors, director or producers.

Sorry, but that's the truth.

There is only one redeeming quality to Milf and that was the performance of Jack Cullison, who has a natural likability and he tries very hard with his barely developed role. Everything else is dire from start to finish. The rest of acting is atrocious with most either over-acting or can't do anything with their roles, while Phillip Marlett is incredibly irritating and Molinere Green only seems to have one expression. They are not helped by their obnoxious and cardboard-cut-out characters and childish and painfully unfunny script, nor by the paper-thin and structurally all-over-the-place story. The sex scenes are unsubtly gratuitous, often Milf read too much like a porn movie, the music is generic just seems to be there with no purpose, the direction didn't look as though it was even there at all and while there are visually cheaper films out there everything just looks too bright and ordinary. All in all, Cullison aside Milf was a dire movie. And just before anybody defending it jumps on my back, I knew what I was expecting beforehand but was hoping that Milf would do something that was watchable. I'm sorry but I found it sloppily executed, thinly plotted, unfunny, distasteful, atrociously acted and annoying, and there was no excuse for that no matter how hard you try to convince me otherwise. 2/10 Bethany Cox

Four college kids have trouble hooking up with girls their own age and discover older women. Brandon (Jack Cullison) and Anthony (Philip Marlatt) are best friends who hook up with each others mom. The film was rather shallow and lacked decent gags and jokes. It is basically a whack film.

F-bomb, sex, and ample nudity.