Don't waste your. Time unless. You're a fan of lifetime and hallmark movies.
Acting is horrible.
The music behind the scenes and the music montages will turn your stomach.
It starts off bad, then gets worse.
Poorly written, badly acted and amateurishly directed , I can't believe I wasted $8 on PPV.
I have to write 600. Characters. And. There's. Nothing. More. To. Say.
Just drags on with music and boring writing. You'll be rooting for the shark. ................... Then there's the fake laughing, fake friends, fake shark, fake anger....... ..............................................................................................."......................................................................................................
Plot summary
What better place to drown your sorrows than an idyllic island paradise? That was the idea when Jesse's friends convinced her to not let a broken engagement stand in the way of enjoying her prepaid honeymoon. Their sorrows weren't the only thing going to drown on their trip especially with a man-eating shark swimming just below the surface.
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Sack the sound editor!
Was this a movie, or a cinematic music video?
The music was TOO LOUD! I couldn't hear a word the actors were saying, because all I could hear was some Mariah Carey wannabe, belting out vocals loud enough to wake the dead!
Even when there was no singing, the music in the background was unbelievably loud, drowning out everything.
For obvious reasons, turning the volume up made it worse. I couldn't get passed the 10-minute mark for this exact reason. I don't feel too bad though, as the film looked gash anyway...and after reading reviews on here, it's clear I dodged a bullet!
In summary: THE. MUSIC. WAS. TOO. LOUD.
Trace Adkins vs. shark
I've seen enough shark movies to never ever want to be on the open waters. So when a new one comes out, much less one with Trace Adkins and Jeff Fahey, I feel like I am bound by law to watch it.
After getting dumped before the wedding. Jessie (Nicky Whelan) takes her friends Will (Shane West),Sunny (Porscha Coleman) and Brianna (Kelly Lynn Reiter) on the honeymoon she's already paid for. So where does Trace Adkins come in? Well, he's Harlan, a man no one will listen to, as he tries convincing the law and Professor Hoffman (Fahey) that a great white killed his daughter. So he does what you or I would do: he grabs a shotgun and takes off in his boat to shoot a shark in the face.
Spoiler warning: he does it.
Director and writer Justin Lee also made Big Legend, Final Kill, Hellblazer and his next movie will be The Most Dangerous Game, which has Casper Van Dien as Baron Von Wolf and man, that's enough for me. I'll watch it just for that.
As for Maneater, it has a CGI shark but some decent practical gore. And you know, Trace Adkins grim faced and unloading a bunch of shells into a big fish and while he sang "You're Gonna Miss This" he doesn't. I mean, it's an astounding scene and I was sure there'd be another shark or it would rise back up but nope. That shark stands no chance at all.
I mean, you can still watch it.
Maybe you should watch it, just for that.