Akin to a paint-by-numbers redo of a favourite, but with all the wrong tools, colours and unneccessary added effects: namely Banderas and Freeman! I once wrote Ryan Renolds could do no wrong, and boy was I wrong!
This film is a mess! For starters, Michael's love interest is totally MIA: not even a mention! His life has not become magically better after saving Interpol's arse! And he's due for a hearing to see if he can regain his triple A bodyguard rating...but first, a little mission with his old friend.
If you think you know annoying, you're in for a rude awakening when you see how bad Hayek and Jackson's bickering, swearing and childish antics are on screen! If I were their bodyguard I'd definitely put them down, for mankind's sake!
Nothing even remotely funny, new nor welcome. A convoluted bad guy story juxtaposed with an even more congested stepfather tale interwoven with crude racial jokes and sexist banter that would make Weinstein blush!
This is by far the worst sequel I've ever sat through!
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
2021
Action / Comedy / Crime / Thriller
Plot summary
The world's most lethal odd couple - bodyguard Michael Bryce and hitman Darius Kincaid - are back on another life-threatening mission. Still unlicensed and under scrutiny, Bryce is forced into action by Darius's even more volatile wife, the infamous international con artist Sonia Kincaid. As Bryce is driven over the edge by his two most dangerous protectees, the trio get in over their heads in a global plot and soon find that they are all that stand between Europe and a vengeful and powerful madman. Joining in the fun and deadly mayhem is Morgan Freeman as - well, you'll have to see.
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When sociopath met psychopath.
Excuzzz me, what's the bad guy's plan again?
Banderas is now Greek. And wants to wreck havoc in the EU. Although the movie was (at times) fun and it's cool to see Samuel Jackson and Morgan Freeman in the same film, a star-packed cast can't get this film rated above 6. And 6 is already too much.
Where to start...Pace is inconsistent and compared to the 1st film there are some really boring parts. Action is focused on bang-bang and car chase, coupled with some extreme shouting from Salma Hayek. Acting is ok (if you can stand Hayek).
Storyline is outdated and exaggerated but keeps the European vibe of the first film, which is consistent.
Comedy is prevalent throughout the film and there are some good moments.
And of course...Antonio Banderas: He plays the villain, Greek billionaire Aristotle Papadopoulos, but he doesn't take the role too seriously and he still is the one and only Antonio Banderas, with the one and only Spanish accent we all know. He delivers some funny one-liners mixed with a few popular Greek words and almost looks like a villain BUT with a really weak and bad plan.
Comedian Ryan Reynolds does well in comedy.
Frank Grillo is always a nice addition, even though his role in the film is not essential.
Nice cinematography, photography and great Italian landscapes. And some truly funny moments.
Maybe since they're chasing a Greek, they should have done more shots in Greece, so it could have been more relevant. Because in the overall story the connection with Italy seemed rather weak.
To conclude, there's a few reasons to watch this film. But it's not as good as the previous one, so be prepared.
I personally enjoyed it but it's no more than a 6/10.
EH
I liked the first film I felt the chemistry between the leads was excellent. They played off of each other very well. This film has reduced Reynold's character to a version of every Tracy Morgan character. Whiney. Moronic. Irritating. I don't remember his character as such in the first film (perhaps I've just forgotten?). The addition of Banderas and Freeman were a nice touch, but they were under utilized to the point that there was no connection to them. The plot is weak and never really feels like it delivers on the "thriller" aspect. It was ok, but I'm glad it was a Redbox rental.