If it was made in better quality and better acting, it could actually be a good movie. But im judging as is...just bad....the only reason I gave it 2 stars was the because of the ending.

This is another one of those made for IFC films. It starts with the fairly standard the kid complains about a monster under his bed. The parents check, and find nothing there.

So little dude they want to get him some sort of stuffed animal to 'keep him safe'.

So they end up at this doll store where this guy proceeds to tell them these stories behind these dolls.

First up with this living leprechaun doll that always seems to move around nad do stuff when no one is looking. So of course you don't ever seem to see it move, you just find it when it has moved. Well that is of course for the first half of the movie.

The leprecahaun story is pretty bad. Just like the Chuckie story basically. -1 Star

The next doll story is about Patty. So we start seeing some boring story about some 28 year old who keeps this doll named Patty. Oh my dear, whoever did the voice for this doll was horrific.

-1 Star for the horrible voice acting for the Patty doll

So this Patty doll's owner is obsessed with dolls. And Apparently is having problems finding a suitable man. But the Patty doll sure isn't very helpful. and the longer this story goes on, the more you have to hear this really obnoxiously horrible doll voice coming from this thing. And the Patty doll messes up one of the other dolls.

lol, 'I rejoice in our bond of love and trust' Patty tells her dumb owner.

When the dumb owner goes over to the dumb dude's place, she almost seems normal. Oh and I guess they DID IT, because suddenly they seem to be in bed unclothed. Where she tells dumb guy , 'no more dolls'

-1 Star for shower scene with no nudity, even tho there was blood as.....

Patty has some sort of power to voodoo doll her dumb owner. And Patty is irate that her dumb owner 'fornicated' with the dumb guy. Patty voodoos her dumb owner to death?? Is the story over? No, dumb dude wakes up and sees Patty on video on his laptop. Patty made dumb owner Abby into a DOLL. God the story still isn't over??? Housekeeping in the morning finds 2 dolls in the room. Oh wow they look lik Abby and Jeremy, or should I say dumb and dumber. Is the story over now?? Yes , thank GOD.

Back to the shop. And the shopkeep offers them a stuffed animal. But the boy , Jason wants a clown doll. And he wants to name it GIGGLES. GIGGLES THE CLOWN!! And when DAD gives Jason a ration of schlitz that night, GIGGLES THE CLOWN comes to the rescue, and daddy disappears under the bed! And that's the end!!!

Wow, that was really bad. But, I made it to the end!!! 2/10

The first story with the leprachan doll....how many countless horror and tv movies have been made where the doll is alive ? since the early 1960s....movie is a terrible waste of time...