Epic Movie (2007) is total crap, no beating around the bush here, it was so bad it actually angered me that i paid to view this turkey and i wanted a refund, i felt cheated, the only reason i didn't cause a fuss at the cinema was the fact that something very funny happened...... a singing chant started in the audience (of about 12 people),and it went something like this, why are we watching, why are we watching, why are we watchinggggg this piece of CRAP!!!! I didn't have a clue what was going on, the 'script' was idiotic, the actors were totally lame and annoying and the jokes were pathetic and UNFUNNY, how this ever made it to the silver screen i'll never know.
I advise anyone who's thinking of going to see this piece of JUNK, to stay well clear and save their money, thank you and GOODNIGHT! 0/10
Epic Movie
2007
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy
Epic Movie
2007
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy
Keywords: parodyspoofcrude humor
Plot summary
Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch!
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Biggest pile of rubbish ever put on film!!!!
Just awful
In the past 10 years, I've probably seen more than 200 movies at theaters. This is the first movie that I've ever walked out on. 45 minutes in, I couldn't handle the torture anymore. This is the most unfunny piece of garbage I've ever seen. Although, I did get a good chuckle when about 50% of the audience had left before the halfway mark.
It's hard to meet the minimum post-length requirement for this movie, because there isn't much to say about it.
I didn't find any of the gags clever. Nor did I find them funny. I did think some of the set designs looked okay. The casting directors also found someone who looked surprisingly like Jack Black, although sadly the script didn't give him anything funny to do.
Just avoid this. It's not even worth a rental.
It's horrible but at least it's not "Disaster Movie"!
"Disaster Movie" was a horribly unfunny and pathetic film. Likewise, "Epic Movie" is also horribly unfunny and pathetic...but at least it was slightly better! Unlike "Disaster Movie", this one actually had two or three laughs--very small laughs, but laughs nonetheless.
Like "Meet the Spartans", "Disaster Movie" and 174 other recent movies, this one is a rapid-fire parody of many recent movies. And, like all these other films, it's mostly crappy--with very few laughs. The jokes are rapid-fire but unlike the original film of this type, "Airplane", the jokes never worked. They would have been better off in hindsight to just stop making these sort of terrible films a lot time ago but they have continued for one reason alone--many teenagers are so stupid and sheep-like that they'll go see anything!!! Nothing else could explain the proliferation of these crap-tastic films.
Some of the parodied films include "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe", "Harry Potter", "X-Men", "Snakes on a Plane" and "The DaVinci Code" and it could have been funny. The problem, however, is that the writing was absolutely pathetic and it truly appears as if no one cared. After all, not giving a darn is the only way that would explain how a Harry Potter parody has not a single laugh! Overall, a bore-fest with lousy writing, acting and direction that appears as if the director was just punching a time clock--hoping the unfunny mess would just finish itself quickly so they could go on to the next slap-dash production.