Three rather mediocre Full Moon titles (Dollman, Demonic Toys and Bad Channels) get the Charles Band mash-up treatment, resulting—rather unsurprisingly—in yet another mediocre film: Dollman vs Demonic Toys (for some reason Bad Channels gets left out of the title).

This cheap and cheerful sci-fi/horror sees Dollman's miniature extraterrestrial lawman Brick Bardo (Tim Thomerson) teaming up with Bad Channel's gorgeous pint-size sex-pot Ginger (the very tasty Melissa Behr) to help Demonic Toys' tough cop Judith Gray (Tracy Scoggins) battle the evil toys at the Toyland warehouse.

It's very silly stuff, with a ropey script, wooden acting, iffy effects, and plenty of flashbacks from the previous films to pad out the timing, but fans of the earlier films might just about find enough to enjoy to make it warrant a watch (for me, it was busty beauty Behr that made the movie worthwhile, especially when her itsy-bitsy character was wearing her suitably itsy-bitsy bikini).

4.5 out of 10, rounded up to 5 for the badly animated but fun spider attack in the surprisingly decent over-sized kitchen set.

Is the Full Moon Universe a thing? If we're to take Dollman vs. Demonic Toys seriousluy, the answer is yes, as beyond getting to recycle footage from Dollman, Demonic Toys and Bad Channels, Brick Bardo (Tim Thomerson) from Dollman, Nurse Ginger (Melissa Behr) who was shrunk in Bad Channels* and Judith Grey (Tracy Scoggins) from Demonic Toys all get together to battle Baby Oopsy Daisy, Jack Attack, Mr. Static and the evil G. I. Joe figure Zombietoid.

Let me just try and explain Baby Oopsy Daisy's plan to you. As midnight draws close, a demon that has been buried in Toyland Warehouse will have its soul put inside his baby doll form, then he will impregnate Nurse Ginger, eat the shell of their child and become a human.

If you check out the Full Moon anthology The Haunted Dollhouse, you can see a cut down remix of this entitled "Dangerous Toys." Seeing as how this entire movie is just a bunch of other movies put together, you really have to be amazed by how small the carbon footprint of Full Moon is.

*Never mind that Bunny was the one that really got shrunk.

This movie picks up about where Demonic Toys left off. A hobo (R.C. Bates) spills his blood in the same warehouse and re-animates the toys destroyed in the last film. Not only is there an alien doll man (Tim Thomerson),but now there is a doll girl (Melissa Behr) as Nurse Ginger. She originates from a third movie, "Bad Channels." Don't worry. If you haven't seen any of the three prequels to this film, they show you plenty of excepts to catch you up to date.

Judith (Tracy Scoggins) for some reason believes a 12 inch man can defeat a 12 inch doll easier than a 6 foot person. The demonic toys are aided by security guard and former Ewok, Phil Fondacaro. In a role reversal, toys want to have sex with a woman. It is short and it is what it is. You might be better off just watching the prequels knowing it gets worse. The toys are not as funny and clever as in the first film.

F-bomb, sex, no nudity.