It has zero tension and zero atmosphere.
I fast forwarded some scenes.
Mayb such kinda movies ain't my cup of tea.
In fact revisiting the 50s n 60s monster movies are much better than this lousy one.
Cyst
2020
Action / Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi
Cyst
2020
Action / Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi
Plot summary
In the early 1960s, a small-town doctor invents a machine that uses laser technology to remove skin abnormalities. He pulls out all stops to make sure his final chance to get the patent on his "Get Gone" machine goes smoothly but his nurse thinks the machine is dangerous and not ready. The struggle between the two causes the machine to malfunction creating a cyst monster that goes on a rampage in the doctor's office.
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Gross n gory but way too boring even at a runtime of only 68 mins.
Cheesy horror...
I stumbled upon the 2020 sci-fi horror movie "Cyst" here in 2021, and I must admit that I was immediately interested in watching the movie given its title and its cover. Yeah, I am a sucker for cheesy horror movies, I know.
However, while "Cyst" from director Tyler Russell certainly was cheesy and watchable, it just was a mediocre movie foray. Sadly so, because "Cyst" definitely had the potential to be a lot more than what it turned out to be.
The storyline told in "Cyst" was following a pretty basic formula really, so this wasn't revolutionary to the horror genre. Sure, it was fun to watch the concept of a cyst growing big and becoming an animated monstrocity, but that was about all that there was to it really. How so? Well, because the storyline didn't really have much else to offer. So writers Tyler Russell and Andy Silverman didn't really impress much here.
Visually then "Cyst" was fun enough to watch. The effects were good enough and served their purposes well enough. This wasn't, however, not top of the line special effects that will blow you away or bedazzle you. So don't get your hopes up.
"Cyst" was a movie that came and went without much of a ruckus. And it just doesn't have enough contents to it to warrant more than just a single viewing. I will say that if you enjoy cheesy horror movies, then by all means "Cyst" is worth sitting down watching a single time, but just don't set yourself up for a grand over-the-top movie experience.
My rating of "Cyst" lands on a mediocre and bland five out of ten stars.
great fun!
Oh man what a great little film, defiantly hits the nostalgia buttons
is genunily funny, the practical effects are good, the actors are good,
if you love cheesy 80's/90's horror comedys this is well worth a watch.