Blonde Animals

2018 [FRENCH]

Action / Comedy / Drama

Plot summary


Uploaded by: FREEMAN

Top cast

720p.WEB 1080p.WEB
929.68 MB
968*720
English 2.0
NR
24 fps
1 hr 41 min
P/S ...
1.69 GB
1440*1072
English 2.0
NR
24 fps
1 hr 41 min
P/S ...

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by ulicknormanowen6 / 10

Then I awoke :Was this some kind of joke?

It's really an UFO in the feel good sky of the French scene .

The hero awakes to a world which has forgotten him ,surrounded by food from a picnic with maggot scrawling :is he an amnesiac ,is he dead ,is he dreaming? The screenplay is very confused ,where characters appear and disappear ,where scenes go straight from one into another one with a stunning sense of ellipsis ; and most of the time it works,much to one's surprise .

In its form ,it's close to "Alice in wonderland " ,and in the movie field ,it may remind you of Bunuel 's "Le Fantôme De La Liberté " (the soldiers on manoeuvres in the forest) , Chabrol 's "Alice Ou La dernière fugue" (car crash ; the dead in the coffin;the latter itself inspired by the American indie " carnival of souls" ).

Alternately ,it's a gruesome comedy (the funeral and the meal where salmon does not taste like scallop paté : all this makes one think of a bad dream ),a spoof on the sitcoms (we learn that the hero is a TV star has been ),a melodrama (father and child reunion?),a fantasy and horror film (in fact from start to finish ,but particularly the meeting with the headless girlfriend, the naked dead among whom the hero is an intruder).

If little by little , Fabien's past is revealed (we know nothing from him in the first part) ,Yoni ,his son (?) ,remains mysterious till the very end : a gay (?) who has lost his boyfriend , a lieutenant(?) who has been away for a while and is not welcome as the biblical prodigal son ,a scout leader (the jacket he wears when he's with the plump girl in the car).

There are word games which might be lost on a non -French-speaking : the tltle "Bêtes Blondes" (blond beasts ) sounds like "Têtes Blondes " (=little ones ,a hint at Fabien's fatherhood?) ;the horrible sitcome which starred Fabien is called "Sois pas triste ,Patrice " (=don't feel blue,Patrice but it's untranslatable)

Not for all tastes ,but definitely off the beaten track!

Reviewed by CinemaSerf6 / 10

All over the place, deliberately crazy and unnervingly obsessed with decapitated heads!

This is a surreal, bizarre tale about "Fabien" a slightly narcoleptic, alcoholic has-been daytime television actor, who has been in a motor bike accident that killed his beloved "Corinne" and who is now prone to memory lapses. In parallel, "Yoni" is dealing with grief from the death of his boyfriend and the two of them meet and have a serious of what I can best describe as oddball experiences; some real and some in his head. There is a fair bit of flashback and it can be be quite hard to follow - but is a quite a curious tragic-horror-comedy.

Read more IMDb reviews