I mean, with the words Jesus right in the name, can I be mad at myself for suddenly realizing in the midst of this movie that I was watching another Christian film? Look, they can't all be Laura Gemser-starring voodoo snake women movies, can they?

Hannah Howard - now a famous country singer - once saw something not of this earth. Was it...Bigfoot, UFOs and Jesus?

She's tried to forget about it until she does what everyone in every movie I watch seems to do. She comes back home.

That means that everyone wants to unlock her secrets, from her hippy mom (former SNL star Victoria Jackson, whose appearance instantly made me say, "Oh, this is a Christian movie") or her former minister (Donnie Most) or her bigfoot hunter brother (Josh "Ponceman" Perry).

To make things even stranger, the lights that she saw back then have come back to Devil's Crossroads, which means that she's about to learn just what happened.

Ah man, this movie was also called Lost Heart and if I'd known that, I wouldn't have sat through it. It's a streaming film with a message and I'm not cutting it down for having a message. If you've read the tons of religious films we've covered here, we do love a good parable, particularly if it involves Franco Nero and bad CGI. There's an idea in here that needed to be explored and it could have been a better movie - can you believe in Jesus and aliens and sasquatch?

Because I need to know that answer.

The Dove review of this movie would like to warn you that a woman in this movie has a tattoo.

With a title such as "Bigfoot, UFOs and Jesus", then I have to say that I was assuming that this movie would be a comedy that proved to have potential. So of course I sat down to watch this 2021 movie from writer DJ Perry.

Now, I had never heard about "Bigfoot, UFOs and Jesus" prior to sitting down to watch it, I will admit that much. But I do believe in giving a movie a fair chance, and if I stumble upon something that I haven't already seen, then chances are high that I am going to find time to watch it.

And while director Jesse Low managed to churn out a semi-entertaining movie with "Bigfoot, UFOs and Jesus", then it just wasn't the type of comedy that I had hoped for, actually not even remotely close to what I had hoped for. Sure, "Bigfoot, UFOs and Jesus" was watchable, but that was about it. That was this movie's problem, it was just watchable and nothing else. So this is a type of movie that you will watch once and never again.

The storyline told in "Bigfoot, UFOs and Jesus" was a bit too slow paced for my liking, and the fact that we follow multiple character's storylines just didn't help improve on the movie, as things were too mundane, slow paced and just never really culminating in anything worthwhile.

I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress in the movie, and that is something I enjoy in movies. Sadly they had not much solid material to work with in terms of an interesting script, proper characters or riveting dialogue.

My rating of "Bigfoot, UFOs and Jesus" lands on a generous four out of ten stars.

The so called superstar look as old and even older than her mother and auntie. She look too old to have a teenage cousin. The casting is all wrong, story is boring, not worth the watch.