Bad acting, bad script, college age girls who are in their thirties, unfunny ad-libs - complete and total failure.

The reason classic "bad" movies like the one this film's title references were enjoyable despite their shortcomings was because despite their limitations, they were earnest in trying to be something good.

Movies like this, on the other hand, revel in being absolute trash and then think they can right this total, miserable failure with a wink, as if to say, "but that's the point, see? It's not 'supposed' to be good - it's camp!"

No, you're stupid. And you fail.

When Cassie and Brittany are fighting on the football field, they are barely over 10 yards long. I would put their height at 40 ft. max. (update). That's what I get for not watching the whole movie before reviewing it. Apparently Brittany did grow to 50 feet, if only for a few minutes. My bad.

And why didn't fluffy the mouse grow? It was injected a few days before Cassie was. Even the spider got big enough in a few hours to eat it. And it only got the serum splashed on its exoskeleton.

Even for an intentional B movie attempt, it falls a bit short. But for anyone who remembers Joe Bob Briggs and his drive-in movie reviews of the 1970s for movies like this: 6 breasts, no one dies (except the mouse and spider),not really any blood. But still, Joe Bob says "check it out".

THIS IS ANOTHER FILM IT FELT AS BEING TORTURE HAVING TO WATCH THIS UNTIL THE END TO REVIEW IT. IT SEEMED TO LACK WHAT I WANTED A FILM TO BE.

KISS KISS.